The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).



These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about the terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Elvis.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Maybe send them to Afghanistan after they're done in Iraq?

i literally slammed my desk laughing and some how the comp crashed. I kicked it this morning and it turned on.... Weird... (It's a dell im not to surprised) But if this were real ill give them 12 hrs.

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LMAO!

Ah don unnerstan whacher laffin' ayat? Itud ony be funy if'n it twernt trew. He may not be as hansummer as me, buuht Erul there kin pik off rats 'n ahl kinna street vermin wif'n thayat pee-shooter uh his'n.
Hmmm, luukin ayat thayat thar uther thread, mebbe we should take'm tuh DeeCee when ner dun.

Sorry, got carried away. Anyone seen my medications?

LOLOLOLOL

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DC needs a good purgeing. Med's!? My med"s! I cant feel my face!
oh forgot I dont take med's , you had me worried Chip